I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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