I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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