Dual....:-)
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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