he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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