Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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