yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
