had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Randomize
