But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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