I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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