Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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