I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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