yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
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