I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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