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i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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