we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
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