Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
