Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
if only i could text you this smell
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Everything about him screamed your future.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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