my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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