maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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