i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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