is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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