She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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