She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Fuck appropriateness.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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