so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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