Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
