People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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