Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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