We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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