Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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