It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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