He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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