i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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