im about as happy as oj after his trial
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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