he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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