So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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