? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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