I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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