More tranny stories later!
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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