Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
The air taste purple.
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