If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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