sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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