so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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