how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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