His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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