I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
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