um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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