I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
My cat gives me a boner
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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