they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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