She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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