and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
My vagina is officially offended.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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