reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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