if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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